and 5, 6, 7, 8!

I submit the following statement for your approval. Most of the worlds problems can be solved through the use of Jazz Hands. Think about it..."Mr. President, the Middle East is on the verge of a complete and total meltdown. What do we do?!"

*Jazz hands*

What do you mean I'm fired?"

*Jazz hands*

"You ran out of gas...AGAIN?"

*apologetic jazz hands*

So remember, then next time you get into a fight with a co-worker, or you just feel down in the dumps...*jazz hands*

--Disclaimer...the use of jazz hands by a double arm amputee or the owner of the worlds longest fingernails is highly discouraged.