Blogging...

I recently had a talk with my pastor and the subject of blogging came up. He hadn't blogged in a while and, truthfully, we were a little worried...mainly because when he takes a break, he has something going on in his life...when he took a break, we just wanted to make sure everything was OK...
His response? I just don't have anything to blog about.
I totally get this! I write skits for church...I am usually done writing a skit inside of 10 minutes...obviously there is some editing to be done, but the general outline is there.
Yet, when I sign on to this blog, I sometimes struggle to even type out a title!
The guys will side with me on this...blogging is a lot like peeing. For the most part, we don't think about it. We have to go pee, we go pee. But, If someone tells up to pee, now that's a little harder to do, if not impossible.
contrary to popular belief, peeing is not a performance art, but a hobby one practices alone.
OK, there...I've said it.

really?!

A few things have got me thinking...

Don't you think that, by now, Anthony Weiner could and would have, by now, changed at least the pronunciation of his last name? What about Winay...Weinare,,,VINER for Pete's sake?!

I am getting into baseball lately. However, I am a Cubs fan...this fact alone makes me a sado masochist...IT really hurts to watch a Cubs game, but I cannot...stop...watching...

Donuts...never in the history of mankind has something so good actually been so evil...So we are clear...I love donuts.

I would rather drink my own urine than drink another diet pop. especially if I drink the urine I make after drinking a coke.

The machines are slowly but surely taking over...keep an eye on that cell phone!!! I think my non electric can opener has been warning me all this time...

The nineties (1990's) really were the best time for music...and looking like a slob...

Father's day is just around the corner...I wonder why so many fathers celebrate by doing more chores, i.e. fixing stuff...

Nobody uses the word amazing enough anymore...maybe we are too jaded as a society...or illiterate...

More to come...

Random thoughts

At the time and date of this typing, it is extremely hot. 94 degrees, with a heat index nearing triple digits. With this kind of heat, I find myself daydreaming...or hallucinating. Either or, here we go...

Whenever I hear one of my kids say, "watch this" to each other, I immediately get the band aids.

In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 people said they would be too busy to take a poll. The tenth person is the guy who keeps asking me for change at the gas station...which leads me to ask, if you need the change for gas, where is your car?

Farts are funny...sharts...not so much.

Why would someone purposely name their boat, Titanic II? And does anyone find it surprising that it has already sank?

I didn't think the show "The Smurfs" was good enough to justify a live action/animated movie. Of course, I couldn't wait to see "Wonderdog" either.

I love using new terminology...the latest I heard was "crystal donk". Ask my wife...I'm not ashamed.

This just in...sharts are funny when they happen to someone else...at a distance.

More to come....