I recently was involved in a facebook discussion about zombies. Here are some interesting facts about zombies you may not know!
1.) Zombies love to eat brains. Sure they'll eat an arm or a leg, but for zombies, brains is a delicacy.
2.) Zombies vote republican. This fact cannot be explained as most zombies just grunt when asked poll questions.
3.) There is no purer love than zombie love.
4.) Vampires are zombie wannabes.
5.) Zombies have as much reverence for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video as we do for "Schindler's List".
6.) If a zombie asks you to pull its finger, DON'T DO IT!
7.) Zombie's favorite ice cream? "Cherry Garcia"
8.) Rob Zombie is not actually a zombie...there is ongoing litigation on this matter...
9.) Chuck Norris would be the greatest zombie ever, except Chuck Norris is invincible
10.) Zombies love romantic walks.
Do you have any more zombie facts?
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